The rarest of rares, a manual....

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 10/20/2018 at 15:55 • Filed to: None

4

24

clickbait text insertion

Sebring Coupe

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/20/2018 at 16:00

1

I send it. 

boredalways > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/20/2018 at 16:00

18

A Sebring coupe in its natural environment

dogisbadob > boredalways 10/20/2018 at 16:17

1

+1

came here for this

Under_Score > boredalways 10/20/2018 at 16:18

0

What was wrong with these? My mom’s uncle, who died in 2016, had one.

glemon > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/20/2018 at 16:20

1

Wow, didn’ t even know they made those with a third pedal. I  wonder what percentage were sold that way,certainly in the low single digits, 1-2%??

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/20/2018 at 16:30

5

Hot take: this and the Status coupe were not terrible looking.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > glemon 10/20/2018 at 16:30

0

If even that. 

boredalways > Under_Score 10/20/2018 at 16:35

2

Engine and transmission issues  galore

Tristan > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/20/2018 at 16:38

1

It’s a third gen Mitsubishi Eclipse without the completely heinous styling!

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/20/2018 at 16:47

5

They weren’t.  It was everything else about them that was terrible. 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/20/2018 at 16:48

3

Send it my way this gen Sebring is on the top of my list of cars I would absolutely ruin with pavement scraping,  fender banging   stance.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > glemon 10/20/2018 at 16:51

0

It’s just rebadged Eclipse right down to the engine/transmission offerings . That being said, I can’t imagine typical Chrysler buyers bought more than a handful with the manual.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Under_Score 10/20/2018 at 16:52

2

They’re rebadged 3rd generation Mitsubishi Eclipses including the timing-belt driven interference engines. A lot of owners didn’t pay attention to the belt change intervals and blew up the engines. Nothing really inherently wrong with them but they required a fair amount of maintenance and were typically owned by people that  ignored it.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/20/2018 at 17:36

2

Fancy E clipse you got there, brah.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/20/2018 at 17:38

4

I like  the rear end of the Stratus.

Under_Score > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 10/20/2018 at 17:52

0

I had the clueless mindset that these would be more reliable than the normal Sebrings because they were Mitsubishis, not Chrysler products.

Chuckles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/20/2018 at 18:06

1

I agree. I also liked the look of its predecessor, the Avenger coupe:

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/20/2018 at 18:58

0

And it’s a better NASCAR look a like than the last  Monte

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 10/20/2018 at 18:59

1

Impala coupe*

daender > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/20/2018 at 21:10

1

Harlan and I came back afterwards to yoink the aux gauges off the Mini and look for Ranger parts. I stopped to find that car. When you said Sebring, I was thinking of the 2010s POS...not this. This is cooler.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > daender 10/20/2018 at 21:22

0

I found one for sale. One.  https://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?atCarId=1d253dfe&fbclid=IwAR0fT3WtmHzf1VFpwhHN5izqPScs4Lk_WwBFlK9Pyf1RVavw5EDHDAIA4p4

Urambo Tauro > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 10/20/2018 at 21:48

1

Yup, timing belts... except for the ones with timing chains. Somebody had the bright idea of using these chains to drive the water pump, too. Because why would you ever want the water pump to be accessible?

daender > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/20/2018 at 22:13

1

Not cool enough to replace the Miata but kudos to whoever ordered that Sebring when new with a drop-top and manual.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > glemon 10/20/2018 at 22:40

0

Only the stripper trim with 2.4 EDZ. Less than 1%.

Unicorn status is 2.4 4G64/5spd coupe or 2.4 EDZ/5spd convertible.